it's much too bright in here for my liking
someone should boil my bones away
this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually
there's nothing useful in this place. i checked
this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed