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this is because i cannot autoplay audio without you interacting with the page.

enable autoplay if you do not wish to see this.

endless variation does not beget endless novelty. random RGB static is just as uninteresting as a blank image on some level
this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed
tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally