it's too green here. i think they should have made it less green

i'm not sure what this all means, really

it's much too bright in here for my liking

endless variation does not beget endless novelty. random RGB static is just as uninteresting as a blank image on some level

this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed

tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally

it's much too bright in here for my liking