it's too green here. i think they should have made it less green

it's much too bright in here for my liking

there's nothing to see here

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there's nothing useful in this place. i checked

this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed

tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally

someone should boil my bones away

this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

this sentence has five words