i'm not sure what this all means, really

tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally

there's nothing useful in this place. i checked

this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed