click to continue.

this is because i cannot autoplay audio without you interacting with the page.

enable autoplay if you do not wish to see this.

this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually
this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed