this is because i cannot autoplay audio without you interacting with the page.
enable autoplay if you do not wish to see this.
i hate you. you specifically. no-one else. just you
i'm not sure what this all means, really
this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed