this is because i cannot autoplay audio without you interacting with the page.
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tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally
this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually
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the only things you need are mercury and smoke and sponges made from carbon
this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed