this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

it's much too bright in here for my liking

i'm sick and tired of (null)

i hate the way it looks

i loathe that way it moves

i despise how it sounds

and worst of all, it doesn't even taste very good