it's much too bright in here for my liking

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

someone should boil my bones away

the only things you need are mercury and smoke and sponges made from carbon

this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally