the only things you need are mercury and smoke and sponges made from carbon

this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

the only things you need are mercury and smoke and sponges made from carbon

tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally

i'm not sure what this all means, really

i'm sick and tired of (null)

i hate the way it looks

i loathe that way it moves

i despise how it sounds

and worst of all, it doesn't even taste very good