this is because i cannot autoplay audio without you interacting with the page.
enable autoplay if you do not wish to see this.
someone should boil my bones away
it's much too bright in here for my liking
this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed