this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed

i hate you. you specifically. no-one else. just you

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tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally

i'm sick and tired of (null)

i hate the way it looks

i loathe that way it moves

i despise how it sounds

and worst of all, it doesn't even taste very good