this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed

there's nothing to see here

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there's nothing to see here

tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally

the only things you need are mercury and smoke and sponges made from carbon