it's much too bright in here for my liking

this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

the only things you need are mercury and smoke and sponges made from carbon

this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed