this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually
the only things you need are mercury and smoke and sponges made from carbon
i'm sick and tired of (null)
i hate the way it looks
i loathe that way it moves
i despise how it sounds
and worst of all, it doesn't even taste very good
this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed