this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed

it's much too bright in here for my liking

tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally

it's too green here. i think they should have made it less green