this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

the only things you need are mercury and smoke and sponges made from carbon

i'm sick and tired of (null)

i hate the way it looks

i loathe that way it moves

i despise how it sounds

and worst of all, it doesn't even taste very good

tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally

to speak without saying anything is a terrible thing. so i guess this isn't really very different

this sentence has five words

there's nothing useful in this place. i checked

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here