this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed

this sentence has five words

this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

someone should boil my bones away

there's nothing useful in this place. i checked