this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

the only things you need are mercury and smoke and sponges made from carbon

there's nothing useful in this place. i checked

it's too green here. i think they should have made it less green

this sentence has five words