this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually
someone should boil my bones away
the only things you need are mercury and smoke and sponges made from carbon
this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed