this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

it's much too bright in here for my liking

tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally

tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally

i'm sick and tired of (null)

i hate the way it looks

i loathe that way it moves

i despise how it sounds

and worst of all, it doesn't even taste very good