this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

someone should boil my bones away

endless variation does not beget endless novelty. random RGB static is just as uninteresting as a blank image on some level

this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed