this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

to speak without saying anything is a terrible thing. so i guess this isn't really very different

i wonder what would happen if you went to the beginning and then only followed the green stars? probably nothing

this sentence has five words

someone should boil my bones away