to speak without saying anything is a terrible thing. so i guess this isn't really very different

this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

there's nothing to see here

tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally

the only things you need are mercury and smoke and sponges made from carbon