this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed

this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

i'm not sure what this all means, really