it's too green here. i think they should have made it less green

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this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed

tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally

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i wonder what would happen if you went to the beginning and then only followed the green stars? probably nothing