to speak without saying anything is a terrible thing. so i guess this isn't really very different

this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

there's nothing useful in this place. i checked

it's much too bright in here for my liking

someone should boil my bones away

i'm sick and tired of (null)

i hate the way it looks

i loathe that way it moves

i despise how it sounds

and worst of all, it doesn't even taste very good