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i'm not sure what this all means, really
tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally
it's too green here. i think they should have made it less green
this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed