i hate you. you specifically. no-one else. just you

this sentence doesn't have five words. it has many more actually

there's nothing useful in this place. i checked

tear my spine out with a torque wrench, ideally

this sentence has five words

i hate you. you specifically. no-one else. just you

it's too green here. i think they should have made it less green

it's much too bright in here for my liking