this is because i cannot autoplay audio without you interacting with the page.
enable autoplay if you do not wish to see this.
it's too green here. i think they should have made it less green
it's much too bright in here for my liking
this is a nice page. i hope nothing happens to it. i hope it isn't boiled. i hope it isn't flayed. i hope it isn't defenestrated. i hope it isn't drowned. i hope it isn't torn to shreds. i hope it isn't arc-welded. i hope it isn't crushed