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04/01/25 03:50:14 heav: this live chat is comically tall which i think really adds to the experience.
04/01/25 03:50:47 raven: I am now live chatting.
04/01/25 03:50:50 heav: i committed it without even testing it locally first.
04/01/25 03:51:11 heav: you know, maybe i will put the site into fools mode.
04/01/25 03:51:17 heav: after all, the live chat is here, and this is what i wanted to do.
04/01/25 03:51:44 raven: aha.
04/01/25 03:51:59 heav: let me just make it less absurdly tall first.
04/01/25 03:52:08 heav: it's like this because i blindly made it 60ch.
04/01/25 03:52:16 heav: without considering that i also made characters much bigger here.
04/01/25 03:52:21 raven: aha
04/01/25 03:58:16 heav: oh, hi viba.
04/01/25 03:59:03 viba: I've been so utterly completely fooled
04/01/25 03:59:28 heav: you sure have been, maybe, unless you recognized this bit from last time.
04/01/25 04:00:54 viba: I briefly noticed the noticably different font before instinctively clicking the left mouse button within half of a second
04/01/25 04:06:01 raven: the website.
04/01/25 04:06:15 heav: it occurs to me:
04/01/25 04:06:21 heav: anyone who lacks a soul won't be able to get one now.
04/01/25 04:06:27 heav: i'm fine with that. but stil.
04/01/25 04:06:28 heav: l.
04/01/25 04:06:39 raven: sad.
04/01/25 04:06:58 heav: it's worth it to fool all 0 people who will visit this website during this day.
04/01/25 04:07:44 viba: i think that they should shut down every single piece of infrastructure in the world, as an april fools joke
04/01/25 04:08:55 raven: I agree
04/01/25 04:09:16 raven:
04/01/25 04:09:58 viba:
04/01/25 04:09:58 raven: adding chat to something gives it a sense of place because you can occupy it with others
04/01/25 04:10:01 raven:
04/01/25 04:10:30 viba: the
04/01/25 04:11:28 raven: heav will never figure out the secret.
04/01/25 04:11:42 viba: so leading/trailing whitespace is trimmed except for one single space character at the end.
04/01/25 04:11:48 raven:
04/01/25 04:11:56 raven: .
04/01/25 04:12:59 heav: hi.
04/01/25 04:13:02 heav: i wonder what the secret is.
04/01/25 04:13:05 raven: hi.
04/01/25 04:13:10 heav: yes, this is one of the reasons i wanted chat on every page.
04/01/25 04:13:21 heav: it seemed like a really fun idea. the last time i knew of something like this was... kongregate?
04/01/25 04:13:32 heav: at the side of every game was an IRC-like chat.
04/01/25 04:13:36 raven: good.
04/01/25 04:13:42 heav: there were both general chatrooms and some bigger games had their own chatrooms.
04/01/25 04:14:04 heav: of course, kongregate was also exponentially more popular than this site, which gets approximately no traffic until i tell people to come here.
04/01/25 04:14:09 heav: but still, i like the concept.
04/01/25 04:18:45 raven: every day I am fooled in every possible way
04/01/25 04:19:06 heav: the fooler has become the fooled.
04/01/25 04:19:09 heav: or perhaps always was.
04/01/25 04:19:19 heav: but who *is* April Fool?
04/01/25 04:20:39 raven: good question.
04/01/25 04:28:09 musija: jadksfj dkashf aksfjsdkfa sfkd ajksjdf
04/01/25 04:28:10 musija: fine
04/01/25 04:28:11 heav: hi musi.
04/01/25 04:28:14 musija: I was demanded that I appear her
04/01/25 04:28:15 musija: e
04/01/25 04:28:20 heav: it only took me prompting you like 4 times for you to find this. exciting.
04/01/25 04:28:34 musija: it was not demanded that I appear ""her"" but I did that on my own
04/01/25 04:28:42 heav: true.
04/01/25 04:28:50 heav: i also have overhauled the live chat a little bit.
04/01/25 04:28:53 heav: as you can maybe tell.
04/01/25 04:29:04 musija: > anyone who lacks a soul won't be able to get one now.
04/01/25 04:29:10 musija: that sounds like a them problem?
04/01/25 04:29:18 heav: that's what god announced last year too.
04/01/25 04:29:22 raven: hi.
04/01/25 04:29:24 musija: maybe next time they should try being Saved.
04/01/25 04:29:24 heav: babies have actually been soulless since then.
04/01/25 04:29:32 heav: hi raven.
04/01/25 04:29:33 raven: very sad.
04/01/25 04:29:41 musija: they deserve it
04/01/25 04:29:42 musija: they have no soul
04/01/25 04:29:45 musija: the babies
04/01/25 04:29:55 heav: i'm so glad we solved morality.
04/01/25 04:30:03 heav: babies, as of 2024, are not moral objects.
04/01/25 04:30:09 musija: this also makes the whole christian baby thing trivially
04/01/25 04:30:11 heav: so, they can be crushed to death painfully without remorse or sin.
04/01/25 04:30:15 musija: exactl y
04/01/25 04:30:16 heav: musija: what if the baby is like 2?
04/01/25 04:30:24 musija: that's a toddler
04/01/25 04:30:29 musija: not a baby
04/01/25 04:30:30 heav: really? when's the cutoff?
04/01/25 04:30:48 musija: when they start to be heaping in size
04/01/25 04:31:02 heav: but if i remove one grain of sand from the toddler,
04/01/25 04:31:14 musija: it will remain a toddler ,
04/01/25 04:31:22 raven: a baby becomes a toddler when it is able to drink alcohol
04/01/25 04:31:30 heav: so we can derive that toddlers are invariant to sand particle count.
04/01/25 04:31:32 musija: > the last time i knew of something like this was... kongregate?
04/01/25 04:31:35 viba: i think i've said before that I think the line between baby and toddler is determined by an ability to walk and talk
04/01/25 04:31:37 musija: it's been so long since I interacted with kongregate
04/01/25 04:31:40 musija: I remember kongregate
04/01/25 04:31:43 musija: good times or something
04/01/25 04:31:43 viba: actually wait no raven's right
04/01/25 04:31:44 viba: nevermind
04/01/25 04:31:50 heav: musija: were you also Flash Games?
04/01/25 04:31:56 heav: i was somehow under the impression you weren't.
04/01/25 04:31:57 musija: only a little
04/01/25 04:32:11 raven: I'm also a little flash games.
04/01/25 04:32:23 viba: me too only a little
04/01/25 04:32:25 heav: as someone who had computers since age 3 or something, i was exceedingly flash games.
04/01/25 04:32:37 musija: I'm not a lot flash games certainly. it would not be changed if e.g. I played one more flash game
04/01/25 04:32:48 musija: I have fond memories of gemcraft labyrinth which I'm very sad I can't play anymore
04/01/25 04:32:50 heav: well, no-one can really be flash games anymore.
04/01/25 04:32:52 musija: unless I guess I install it
04/01/25 04:33:01 musija: but that isn't "Flash" so